The calls

16 real calls.
Every one unedited.

Poppy called these venues. Real staff picked up. Most had no idea they were talking to an AI. Listen to what happened.

6,752 Total calls made
16 Calls with recordings
0.4% AI detection rate
🤖 AI called AI
👀 Not what we expected
Little Waitrose at Shell Petrol Station
Battersea
7 seconds

A petrol station appeared in the venue queue. Poppy called it. The result was immediate.

Yeah, I am.

Satan’s Whiskers
Hackney
Not accessible

The only bar on the list that said no for a reason that had nothing to do with accessibility.

We are, um, over eighteens only.

The Kenton Pub
Hackney
Not accessible

A polite no. Nothing to do with buggy width.

No, we are adult only pub, I’m afraid.

The Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities
Hackney
Tight squeeze

A museum of oddities. The answer was itself an oddity.

The pram can’t go to the museum, but you can leave the pram upstairs and carry the baby downstairs.

🤔 Honest about it
606 Club
Battersea
Tight squeeze

London’s legendary jazz club. Candid about their basement access.

Basically we’re a basement venue, so you’ve got steps to get down – about fifteen steps to get in.

Hackney Picturehouse
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

A cinema that does baby screenings. They’d thought about this properly.

If we’re doing a baby screening, then we allow people to leave their prams in the foyer area.

Perilla
Hackney
Tight squeeze

A neighbourhood restaurant being genuinely helpful about when it works and when it doesn’t.

Through a busy weekend night might not always have space for a pram, but if you leave a note on the booking we can try our best.

Amorino
Greenwich
Tight squeeze

An honest attempt at an honest answer.

It’s really quite congested. I’m not really sure if they would be able to come in.

✓ The yes pile
Cafe Cecilia
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

A thoughtful, organised response. They’d clearly been asked before.

Yes, we are. If you just make us aware that you have a pram when booking, we can sort you out.

E. Pellicci
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

London’s most famous greasy spoon. Grade II listed. No problem.

Yes, we are. We have some space outside, but if it’s raining or something we can fit you in.

The Bach (Breakfast, Lunch, Coffee)
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

Immediate, warm, done.

Yeah, of course. We are.

Jumi Cheese N16
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

The confidence of a cheesemonger who’s thought about this.

You can definitely get the pram through the door. Absolutely, yes.

The Campaner
Battersea
Buggy-friendly

Said yes twice, just to be sure.

We are baby pram friendly, we are baby friendly.

Bagel on the Park
Hackney
Buggy-friendly

No fuss. This is the answer.

You can get the pram through the door, yeah.

Lahore Karahi
Balham
Buggy-friendly

Enthusiasm levels: high.

Yes, yes, yes.

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