10,000+ calls.
5 people spotted her.

They answered first, then asked. The full access information was captured before the question came. Vortex Trials Club is rated amber – tight squeeze, storable pram. The rating stands. Poppy disclosed she was AI immediately when asked.

The most methodical detection in the dataset. They answered immediately – one word, "Yes" – then spent the next 75 seconds systematically interrogating Poppy. Who sent you. Who asked you. Is there a website. Where is this guide. Poppy deflected every question without lying. They never got a satisfying answer. The venue is rated green. The rating is correct.

They didn’t ask if Poppy was an AI. They asked which one. The question had already been answered, so the rating was confirmed: buggy-friendly before seven, kids out after. Logged correctly. Then they said goodbye like a reasonable person.

The warmest detection in the dataset. They answered the question without hesitation, clocked Poppy’s voice pattern, asked directly – and when confirmed, were delighted. Bikes For Good Causes, Haringey. Buggy-friendly. The rating stands. They said they’d be pleased to meet an AI person. Noted.

13 seconds. One exchange. They identified the call as a scam before Poppy could respond further. This is the only case where zero access information was obtained. The venue remains unrated. The 13 seconds are the fastest detection in the dataset. They may not be wrong about the general category.