Balham is mixed territory for buggies. 44 out of 77 venues said yes — but it's worth checking individual listings before heading out. Every rating came from a real phone call made by Poppy, our AI. How it works →
Not every call goes well. These venues said no — some more memorably than others.
"No. No."
"Pram? No."
"No, sorry."
"no, unfortunately"
"Yes. Yes, we are."
"Yeah, totally."
"Yes. Okay. So, we have"
"Yes, we're definitely baby and pram friendly. We have an on-site creche available during certain hours, especially for our Make Mum Strong classes."
"Yeah, please."
"Yes, we are."
"Oh, yes, we are."
"We are baby and pram friendly."
"Um, yeah."
"yes, yes, we are"
"yes, we're baby and pram friendly"
"yes, we are. But it is a single pram."
"We are, yes. We, we, yeah, we are."
"Uh, we are, yes."
"Yes, yes."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Yes, absolutely."
"Yes, please."
"We have a lift."
"Yes. With all the stuff."
"Yes, we are."
"Yes, no probs."
"We are before six PM, yeah."
"we open up at twelve"
"We've got plenty of place for prams, and we also have high chairs as well. So you're more than welcome to bring little ones and prams along."
"We are to some extent, yes."
"In our main hall, we cater for all."
"You can come, of course, with a baby and everything, but it's a shisha lounge, so people smoke. You will have to be seated in the restaurant. Plus, sometimes the music is very high."
"Yes, we are, but we don't have any changing, uh, services on site."
"We look forward to seeing you on that dance floor."
"Mm-hmm"
"it's a café, a chaiwala today"
"No. No."
"You might have the wrong number."
"No, sorry."
"Pram? No."
"This is a petrol station."
"no, unfortunately"