Balham is solidly pram-friendly. 39 out of 52 venues we called said yes. A few had conditions. Most didn't.
"Yes. Yeah."
"Yes. Yes, we are."
"Yeah, totally."
"We've got an on-site creche at both locations during certain times, especially for anyone joining our Make Mum Strong classes. You can definitely bring your pram along, and we've got space to accom..."
"Brilliant, thanks so much"
"They're pram-friendly. There's nothing there."
"we have space, yeah"
"yes, I'm sure"
"Yeah, we can make it."
"Yes, we are. Welcome."
"Baby and pram friendly, yeah."
"Yes, we are."
"Yes. Yes, we are."
"Uh, we are, yes."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
"We are friendly with babies. We have, uh, an area where ladies come with the prams. Yes, absolutely."
"Yes, absolutely."
"Pram-friendly? Yeah."
"Yes. Yeah."
"Uh, we are."
"Yes, we are."
"We are before six PM, yeah"
"We try to be."
"Of course."
"We've got plenty of place for prams, and we also have high chairs as well. So you're more than welcome to bring little ones and prams along."
"we have high chairs and then for the pram, like, we've got places you can put the pram. The first thing was that you can sit in and have it next to you, or other tables, you can just keep a pram ne..."
"yes, we are. Uh, but it is a single pram."
"we can help you down the stairs with the pram"
"No, sorry, we don't allow prams."
"No, sorry."
"This is a petrol station."
"we don't allow anyone under eighteen in"
"Oh, no."
"No. Please call again."
Not every call goes well. These venues said no — some more memorably than others.
"Oh, no."
"No, sorry."
"No. Please call again."
"This is a petrol station."