Battersea is solidly pram-friendly. 40 out of 51 venues we called said yes. A few had conditions. Most didn't.
"No, sorry."
"Yes, we are"
"In a roundabout way, yes."
"we are okay with the babies"
"if you're making a booking, I would just include that in the booking so we can get you a table that has space for it"
"Yes, we are."
"Yes, we are. We have some high chairs, and then we have, um, space for the prams."
"We allow prams, we allow dogs. We're very friendly."
"yes, we are, but tonight only until nine, 'cause after that it turns into a club"
"That's right, yes, we are. It's thirty pounds per night, and it's on the ground floor. The rooms are only allocated on the ground floor."
"Yeah, I am."
"Uh, we are, but to a certain time."
"Baby and pram friendly, yes"
"We are baby and pram friendly."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yeah, you called earlier on."
"we run outdoor sites, so they tend to be, yes"
"We are, yes."
"Yes. Yes, we are."
"Yes, we are."
"Brilliant, thanks so..."
"Yeah. There's loads of space for prams."
"We are baby pram friendly, we are baby friendly."
"We allow babies on the premises."
"Yeah, we are"
"Until seven PM"
"Yes, absolutely. The more the merrier."
"Yes, we are."
"We are baby and pram friendly, friendly during the day."
"basically we're a basement venue, so you've got steps to get down, uh, about fifteen steps to get into the venue. Once you're in the venue, it's all on the flat, but there are steps."
"We are in terms of storage"
"the restaurant is quite small, but I can, uh, perhaps see if I can get some space and availability"
"as long as we're not busy, we're always happy to make room for a pram, but it just depends when you come. Sometimes when the café is quite busy, we might not have a lot of space."
"you can't bring the pram in, but you can fold it. You can fold the pram."
"if you can, like, sometimes it's in a busy time, if you can, like, if it's very busy, it's like the space is not too big, so you can just fold your buggy, then it's possible sometimes. If, if somet..."
"we have the downstairs, um, that you can sit and have your pram. Uh, we don't have much of space because it's quite a small pub, but I'm sure we can sort out something."
"No, sorry."
Not every call goes well. These venues said no — some more memorably than others.
"No, sorry."