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Meet Poppy
An AI voice agent that calls London venues every day and asks one question: "Are you pram-friendly?"
10,000+ calls made · 29 seconds average · no human dials

Press Kit — Buggy Smart — Updated May 2026

An AI made 10,000+ calls to London venues to ask if a buggy fits through the door.
One asked “Wha–what AI are you?” Another said “That’s amazing. I’ll be really pleased to see an AI person.” One said “No. No. We’re not baby and pram friendly.”

Free map. Live data. No reviews. Just what venues said when the phone rang.

London's only verified buggy access dataset.

One day, every accessible venue in London will have a Buggy Smart sticker in the window.

1,191 Venues rated Live · updates daily
92% Said yes Of all answered calls
0.4% Detected AI 4 out of 1,191
29s Avg. call Shortest 7s · longest 91s
Media enquiries: Mike Litman  ·  hello@mikelitman.me All data free to use  ·  Attribution: Buggy Smart (buggysmart.app)

By the Numbers

<£300
Total build cost
7s
Shortest call on record
4
AI-to-AI calls completed
21
GAIL’s branches that said yes
337
Hours a human would have spent
1
Venue that said “No, I hate them”

Story Angles

Tech / AI
This AI made 10,000+ calls to London businesses without a single human lifting the phone

An autonomous AI voice agent named Poppy runs daily, calls venues, transcribes conversations, classifies responses, and updates a live map – all without human intervention. In 1,191 completed conversations, only 4 people suspected they were talking to a machine. Average call: 29 seconds.

Parenting / Lifestyle
London’s first systematic pushchair access map – built by a dad with a buggy and too much curiosity

250,000 babies are born in London every year. Google doesn’t tell you if your buggy fits through the door. TripAdvisor doesn’t ask. Mike Litman got tired of finding out the hard way, so he built an AI to call ahead for him – every venue, every day.

Data / Rankings
Hackney is London’s most pram-friendly borough with real data. GAIL’s is the most reliable chain.

24 London boroughs now have an accessibility ranking based on real phone calls, not reviews. Hackney leads at 62% from 112 verified calls. GAIL’s Bakery said yes in 24 of 31 branches – the most consistently accessible chain in the city.

Consumer / Investigation
Which supermarket chain is most accessible to parents? We’re calling every branch in London to find out.

Waitrose vs Iceland vs Sainsbury’s vs Aldi vs Lidl vs Tesco vs M&S. 76 branches queued. No one has ever collected this data at scale. Buggy Smart is doing it. Results published when complete.

Weird / Unexpected
Poppy called another AI. Then another. Four AI-to-AI conversations about pushchair access.

Four venues – Gloria, Carlotta, Caravan King’s Cross, and Boulangerie Jade – have their own AI phone systems. Poppy called them all. Two AIs, one question: can a buggy get through the door? The conversations are on the site. They are extraordinary.

The Story

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250,000 babies are born in London every year. Nobody tells you which cafes their buggy can get into.

Google Maps doesn’t ask. TripAdvisor doesn’t ask. The only way to know is to call ahead, show up and hope, or rely on word of mouth from other parents. Mike Litman got tired of arriving somewhere with his son’s buggy and being turned away at the door.

2
What if an AI just... called them all?

Inspired by the Guinndex – which called 3,000+ Irish pubs to track Guinness prices – Litman built Poppy: a voice AI that calls London venues and asks one question. Are you baby and pram friendly? She sounds natural. Most people have no idea.

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10,000+ calls. 1,140 venues rated. Every pin on the map represents roughly 10 calls.

Poppy calls venues via Twilio, using ElevenLabs conversational AI. Every call is transcribed. Claude classifies the response. The result goes on a live map at buggysmart.app. No human initiates a call. No human reviews the transcript. It runs every day. Twilio’s answering machine detection identifies voicemail within 5-7 seconds – Poppy hangs up immediately rather than leaving a message. The 90% that don’t make it onto the map – voicemail, IVR, no answer, unclear – aren’t failures. They’re the filter. That’s what makes the 10% reliable. Anyone can put venues on a map. Buggy Smart only shows you what a human actually said. At London Living Wage, the equivalent manual research would cost over £5,000 and take two months. Poppy did it in weeks, autonomously.

Most data is frozen the moment it’s collected. This data isn’t. The classifier automatically re-evaluates past calls as it improves – so ratings get more accurate over time, even for calls made months ago. On the night of 20 April 2026, 184 venues were added to the map without a single new call being made. The pipeline ran at 9pm, worked through its backlog of previously-unclear transcripts, resolved them, and deployed by morning. No human was involved at any point.

4
Hackney leads at 62% from 112 calls. GAIL’s said yes in 24 of 31 branches. One café said “No, I hate them.”

92% of London venues can accommodate a buggy in some way. Hackney leads outright yes at 62% from 112 verified calls. GAIL’s Bakery is the most consistently accessible chain – 24 of 31 branches confirmed yes.

5
76 supermarket branches queued. The chain comparison no one has done.

Waitrose vs Iceland vs Sainsbury’s vs Aldi vs Lidl – which supermarket chain is most consistently accessible to parents with buggies? Buggy Smart is calling every major supermarket branch in London to find out. The data will be published here when complete.

Quotable Moments

Verbatim. From real calls. Free to use in articles with attribution to Buggy Smart. 4 of 1,191 rated venues (under 1%) had someone ask if they were talking to an AI – their reactions are included below.

“That’s amazing. I’ll be really pleased to see an AI person.”
Bikes For Good Causes, Haringey · on learning Poppy was AI
Asked “You’re AI, aren’t you?” — Poppy confirmed. This was the response.
“Yes, there’s a button on the outside you can press and we’ll come and help you. Just two little steps, but there’s a buzzer. And there’s a changing area for the baby, and plenty of seats.”
GAIL’s Bakery Hackney Castle, Mare Street
The most detailed and helpful yes in the dataset.
“No. No. We’re not baby and pram friendly.”
Collective, Kennington Park Cafe
Said twice, for clarity.
“It’s the AI baby and pram-friendly thing. It’s AI.”
Dee Light Bakery, Balham · staff member to colleague, mid-call
Poppy waited patiently. They answered anyway.
“We’ve got an on-site creche… especially for anyone joining our Make Mum Strong classes.”
CrossFit Tooting, Balham
CrossFit has a creche. Nobody knew.
“Wha–what AI are you?”
The Haggerston, Hackney · on detecting AI
They didn’t ask if they were talking to an AI. They asked which one.

All quotes are verbatim from AI-transcribed phone calls. Attribution: Buggy Smart (buggysmart.app).

Borough Rankings

Ranked by percentage of accessible venues. Real phone calls – not reviews. 10,000+ calls across 24 London boroughs.

Look up your borough
🥈
Islington
92%
12 venues
🥇
Haringey
95%
21 venues
🥉
Battersea
92%
51 venues
📈 Chain insight

GAIL’s Bakery: called across 22 London branches. 21 said yes. Only Belsize Park said no. The most consistently accessible chain in the city. Supermarket chain comparison coming soon – 76 branches queued.

# Borough Access rate % Venues
1 Haringey
95% 21 venues 🏆
2 Islington
92% 12 venues
3 Battersea
92% 51 venues
3 Hackney
92% 85 venues
3 Balham
92% 49 venues
3 Brixton
92% 40 venues
7 Camden
77% 57 venues
8 Dulwich
76% 17 venues
9 Greenwich
70% 20 venues

Rankings for boroughs with under 15 venues should be treated as indicative. Data grows daily. Full leaderboard →

Listen to the Calls

Real calls, unedited. Exactly as they happened.

Shell Petrol Station, Balham
7 seconds

A petrol station appeared in the venue queue. Poppy called it. This is what happened. Unedited.

606 Club, Chelsea
Charming

A legendary jazz club picks up. The response is exactly what you’d hope for from a London institution.

Hackney Picturehouse, Hackney
Cinema

What does an AI sound like calling a cinema about prams? Exactly like this.

E. Pellicci, Bethnal Green
Historic

London’s most famous greasy spoon. Grade II listed. Poppy called it anyway.

The Viktor Wynd Museum, Hackney
Unexpected

A museum of curiosities. The call was appropriately curious.

🤖 Unexpected: AI talking to AI

Four venues – Gloria (Shoreditch), Carlotta (Marylebone), Caravan King’s Cross, and Boulangerie Jade – have their own AI phone systems. Poppy called them all. One AI asked another AI about pushchair access. The conversations are extraordinary. Hear them on the site →

All recordings available on the listen page →

Founder Quote

For use in articles, features, or interviews – attributed to Mike Litman, founder.

“I got tired of arriving at a cafe with my kid’s buggy and being turned away at the door. Nobody had the data. Google Maps doesn’t ask. TripAdvisor doesn’t ask. So I built an AI to call ahead for me – every venue, every day. I didn’t expect it to become a systematic dataset. I didn’t expect anyone to care. But here we are.”
Mike Litman, founder, Buggy Smart

Press Release

An AI made 10,000+ calls to London venues to map pushchair access. When people found out they were talking to a machine, one said “That’s amazing.” Another said “Oh, that’s awful.” One told the AI: “No, I hate them.”

London, 2026 – A London dad has built an AI voice agent that calls cafes, restaurants and venues across the city and asks one question: can I get my buggy through the door? In 1,191 completed conversations, only 4 people asked if they were talking to an AI.

The agent, named Poppy, runs autonomously daily without human intervention. She calls venues, transcribes conversations, classifies responses, and adds verified results to a free interactive map at buggysmart.app. 1,191 venues across 24 London boroughs have been rated. The map updates itself.

Created by Mike Litman, a digital strategist and father of a two-year-old, Buggy Smart uses ElevenLabs conversational AI and Twilio. Of 1,191 venues rated, 92% can accommodate a buggy in some way. Hackney leads across 24 boroughs with 112 venues called at 62% outright yes. GAIL’s Bakery – called across 31 London branches – said yes in 24, the most consistently accessible chain in the city.

In a further twist, four venues – Gloria, Carlotta, Caravan King’s Cross, and Boulangerie Jade – have their own AI phone systems. Poppy called them all. One AI asked another AI about pushchair access. The conversations are available on the site.

No equivalent product exists in the UK. Google Maps doesn’t surface pushchair access. TripAdvisor doesn’t ask. The only way to know is to call ahead. Buggy Smart calls ahead for you, automatically, every day.

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Tech / AI angle
An AI called Poppy has made 10,000+ phone calls to London venues – cafes, restaurants, pubs, gyms – and asked each one the same question: can a buggy get through your front door? In 1,191 completed conversations, only four people suspected they were talking to a machine. One of those four said: “That’s amazing. I’ll be really pleased to see an AI person.”
Parenting / human angle
Every London parent knows the feeling: you arrive at a cafe with a buggy and there’s no way to know if it fits through the door until you’re standing in front of it. Google doesn’t ask. TripAdvisor doesn’t ask. So Mike Litman, a London dad, built an AI to call ahead for him – every venue, every day, automatically. She’s made 10,000+ calls. One café told her: “No, I hate them.”
Data / ranking angle
Which London borough is most welcoming to parents with pushchairs? According to 10,000+ AI-made phone calls across 24 boroughs, Hackney leads at 62% from 112 verified calls. GAIL’s Bakery was called across 31 London branches – 24 confirmed yes, the most consistent chain in the city.

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About the Founder

Mike Litman is a digital strategist and builder based in London. With 15+ years across agencies including MediaMonks, R/GA, and Contagious, he has worked with brands including Nike, Google, Gucci, and BMW. He was named a BIMA 100 Tech Pioneer and is a published author (BCS, 2024).

Buggy Smart is one of three AI voice agent projects Mike has built, alongside First Order (restaurant dish recommendations) and The Queue Index (walk-in wait times). All three run autonomously. He built Buggy Smart because he got tired of guessing which London cafes his pushchair could get into.

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